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John’s Horror Corner: The Unholy (1988), demon seductress versus Catholicism
MY CALL: 20 great gory good-versus-evil minutes numbed by a stagnant 75 minute middle. See this flick, but exercise your fast forward function. MORE MOVIES LIKE The Unholy: Want to see the unholy...
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John’s Horror Corner: Grabbers (2012), evil blood-chugging space tentacles...
MY CALL: More fun than a drunk panty raid full of tentacles…okay, that probably didn’t make any sense. It has evil blood-chugging space tentacles and a sense of humor like Shaun of the Dead. So...
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John’s Horror Corner: The Stuff (1985), a social commentary told by a...
This movie cover reminds me of the scene when the parents come home in The Gate (1987)…but they’re not really the parents. MY CALL: Unintentionally hilarious and lush with social commentary, this...
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John’s Horror Corner: Chopping Mall (1986), a crazy melee of killer robots...
MY CALL: There’s nothing iconic about this bad 80s sci-fi/horror and I’m not saying it should be on your “must see list.” But this has everything I miss about the 80s; it’s so awful and cheesy and...
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John’s Horror Corner: The Woods (2006), an R-rated witch movie for young adults
MY CALL: Overall this movie failed at being interesting, scary or creepy, and it hardly maintained any sense of atmosphere or suspense at all. Another weak witch flick for young adults (despite the...
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John’s Old School Horror Corner: C. H. U. D. (1984), cannibalistic humanoid...
MY CALL: This throwback is slow-paced (until the fun-filled third act), not at all scary, and doesn’t pack a particularly gory punch, but it is fun and cheesy nonetheless and should be on every...
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John’s Old School Horror Corner: The Other Hell (1981), another...
MY CALL: This Italian horror fails to deliver the gore we’ve come to expect and is directed so poorly it’s about unwatchable. But I won’t lie, I was somewhat entertained by its level of bonkers...
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John’s Horror Corner: Bad Milo (2013), hands down the best movie about an ass...
MY CALL: More adorable than horrific, Milo put a big smile on my face. This is hands down the best movie I’ve ever seen about a butt monster. MORE MOVIES LIKE Bad Milo: Like a few laughs with your...
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The Warrior and the Sorceress (1984), one of the better “bad” 80s Sword &...
See the four-breasted woman in the poster? LOL! Yeah, so that happens in this movie. MY CALL: From tentacle monsters to four-breasted exotic dancers, this is definitely one of the better “bad”...
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John’s Old School Horror Corner: They Live (1988), featuring bubble gum,...
MY CALL: This sort of hilarious yet smart social commentary is like if a budgetless comedic The Matrix came out in 1988…oh, and there was no “matrix” or kung fu. Okay, fine! It’s nothing like The...
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John’s Horror Corner: Frontiers (2007), a fine installment to extreme French...
MY CALL: This is a well-composed, solidly executed film and lovers of cruelty and jaw-dropping violence will likely enjoy it. It’s not great–but very good for sure. MORE MOVIES LIKE Frontiers: Looking...
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Tokyo Shock: Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2011), a largely inappropriate,...
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW THIS POST IS ABSOLUTELY NSFW MY CALL: A largely inappropriate, exploitative fecal fiesta of tapeworm-induced zombiism. If you love...
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John’s Horror Corner: Wishmaster (1997), explaining why evil Djinn genie...
MY CALL: This was one of the more fun horror movies of the 90s, complete with a broad diversity of deaths, gore and effects. MORE MOVIES LIKE Wishmaster: Urban Legends (1998), I Know What You Did Last...
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HORROR TRAILER TALK: The Thing goes National Geographic, non-Zombies,...
Here are some recent and upcoming horror movies that are on my radar. Click each movie title to link to the trailer. Blood Glacier (2013) (aka, The Station) is a gory effects-driven German monster...
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John’s Horror Corner: Afflicted (2013), a contemporary vampire film following...
MY CALL: The first half of this film serves as a stand alone film with great characters and a cool story. The second half squanders all the good that was curried in the first. Watch for the splendid...
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John’s Horror Corner: Inside (2007), an extreme French film delivering an...
MY CALL: More bloody fun than an at-home scissors Cesarean, this film will fill your screen with brutal gore like a sprinkler system in Hell, and the gore is matched by the claustrophobic sense...
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John’s Horror Corner: Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999), a worthy, less...
MY CALL: A flimsier story and a little less gore than the original, but still this is a worthy sequel with a smaller budget that was stretched as far as possible for our entertainment. MORE MOVIES...
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John’s Horror Corner: Possession (1981), This film is one of the strangest,...
MY CALL: This film is one of the strangest, most disturbing story-driven things ever filmed. Surreal, symbolic, creepy and imaginative…this is a deep investigation into fixation, manipulation,...
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John’s Horror Corner: Alien Abduction (2014), a found footage horror that...
MY CALL: This movie captures a good idea, but does so very poorly. There are a couple good scenes here but they are largely outweighed by the bad and the very bad. I give this two disfigured alien...
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John’s Horror Corner: Under the Bed (2012), an utterly senseless yet fun...
MY CALL: This monster movie makes no sense, is terribly inconsistent and felt like a scareless PG-13 movie for over 60 minutes. But it’s ending is so senselessly bonkers, gore-slathered and...
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