“Animals in horror” has always been a fun topic to address. Today I want to talk about dogs. Dogs are very versatile tools in horror movies. The dog can be the evil antagonist, a pet or minion of the bad guy, a harbinger of danger (serving more as a storytelling device than a character) or as a heroic character. Today I have randomly chosen to highlight 3 horror movie dogs in no particular reason and with no particular theme. Enjoy…
Zombeavers (2014); Gosling the Jack Russell Terrier. Now, dogs are typically heroic in horror movies–even if their heroism leads to their demise. But this poor pup never stood a chance with these jerks.
So the 20-something victims and their dog are stranded on a dock-raft on a lake besieged by zombie beavers. In an effort to create a diversion, some jerky bro throws his girlfriend’s dog in the water to serve as a decoy and draw away the zombeavers so that he could safely swim to shore. He SACRIFICED the dog!!!! That’s like pure evil.
The poor dog (Gosling) gets eaten. The offending bro gets his when he has his scrotum bitten off by a werezombeaver! Even the guy’s friend, the buffoon wearing the knit winter hat while swimming in a lake in summer, gets his. He has his foot bitten off and later he also turns into a werezombeaver. Yes! I said a werezombeaver. Like a werewolf, but a were-zombie-beaver. That’s a thing now people…and an appropriate punishment, I think.
That poor dog. SMH.
Blood Beach (1980)
In the opening scene a lady is walking her dog on the beach and she is pulled into the sand by some “thing” which we later learn is a giant scrotum flower monster. As she is pulled down screaming, far before the release of Tremors (1990) by the way, her dog frantically barks for help.
A cat would have just watched her with contempt. I’m just saying dogs are better pets in horror movies, that’s all.
Sadly, the dog is later found dead and beheaded near a small sinkhole in the sand. However, the police pathologist claims that the dog’s head was not cut off but literally pulled off by something with “long strong fingers and very sharp fingernails.” Essentially, it is only because of the dog that we have any reason to suspect an inhuman culprit. So, in a round-about way, the dog was a major help in the investigation. Go, dogs!!!
Moving on…
The Boogens (1981)
This golden oldie features likable characters and some pesky little tentacle monsters that are never explained. It’s really just for those who appreciate great dog characters and the slow-burns of the 70s and 80s in which you don’t see the monster until the very end.
Tiger, the dog character, is used very well. Most dogs in horror movies just bark at basement doors and harbinger the presence of a slasher in unlit hallways, often causing distractions leading to their owners’ demise. Tiger actually helps develop the viewers’ relationship with the main characters. He’s a cute dog and he gets many of his own scenes; you’ll like him. Most notable among the dog scenes was after the dog investigated the monster and was killed…
This dog owner is dumb! Yes, by all means, move in for a closer look at whatever rended the metal floor grating. Whatever it was, it couldn’t possibly do the same to you!
I mean, you saw THIS [above] and it looks like your dog’s hair is on it…
So this dog WAS here…and now it’s NOT…but its fur is on the grating. I wonder what could have happened…
This chick had it coming. She probably wasn’t even a good dog owner.
In loving memory of Tiger.
Stay tuned for more Dogs in Horror…
